Did you know that the measles vaccine has a 1 in 30,000 chance of causing problems with blood clotting? Do you worry that the boatload of vaccinations your child will receive in his or her first year will hurt him or her? If so, you're in the right place. Welcome to all new ConspiraC users, and, to our loyal followers, welcome back.
Today, we'll be teaching you all about how and why not to vaccinate.
Why not?
-- The chances of rare side effects (like the blood clotting issues mentioned above) greatly outweigh the risk that your child will catch one of these diseases and die (for measles, the chance of death for young children who catch the disease is only 1 in 2000-- not so bad, right?)
-- Although aluminum and other elements are found in breast milk and other child-friendly substances, the trace amounts present in vaccines are a huge problem.
-- Who cares that the research demonstrating a link between autism and vaccination manipulated his evidence due to a conflict of interest? Something in his subconscious told him to change his results to PROTECT US. Don't let his work go to waste.
-- Because we said so.
How? Well, that part is easy. Simply avoid listening to any certified pediatricians or other physicians. As for the diseases, you have a few choices: pull your children out of school and activities whenever someone might be sick, intentionally expose your children to the diseases (especially good for chickenpox), or wait and see what Nature wants to happen. Who knows? Your child could end up with an exciting exotic disease!! There are no limits to the possibilities with ConspiraC.
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